Andrew: "Mom, I got you something for Easter."
Me: "Oh? What is it?"
Andrew: "Come and see!"
Me: "Wow! What's all this?"
Andrew: "It's....
- A Happy Easter plate
- some water
- Peeps, cause they're your favorite
- an arm
- 50 and 750 bucks
- purple make-up
- chocolate kisses and a chocolate bunny
- a man
- a baby and
- a triangle!"
Me: "That's awesome! Just what I always wanted! Thank you!"
Andrew: "You're welcome."
Yes indeed, just what I always wanted - an extra arm, a male torso, a daughter, and enough sugar to get me through the day! (Oh, and perhaps a trip to Disney?)

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