Already a Maid

Last night while I was getting Jacob ready for bed he told me that he wanted to win some contest so that he could have a butler. I asked him if he knew what a butler was and he said no. I said, "It's someone who waits on you."
"Waits on you?" he said.
"Yeah, you know. Someone who gets your drinks and snacks, answers the door and phone for you, takes you places you want to go."
"Oh," he said "That sounds like you."
Yes, in fact it does sound like me...

Then he was saying the "eenie meenie miney mo, catch a tiger by the toe" rhyme. I asked him what he would do if he ever actually caught a tiger. He told me he would put it in a cage. Then he told me that he had a full size cage in his spider-cave, perfect for adults. BUT, I didn't need to worry, because he would never put me in a cage. Gee, thanks Jake. I may only have butler status, but at least I don't have to worry about being caged!