Jacob, Jacob, Jacob

Jacob has recently been contemplating Spongebob. Apparently he has more questions about this cartoon character than you would imagine! First, he said “How would a pineapple get under the sea anyway? The only way a pineapple would get in the ocean would be if you, plunk, dropped it there.” I guess he’s right about that.
Then he said, “Don’t you think Spongebob should live in a soap dish.”
I said, “Why?”
“Because wouldn’t it make sense for a sponge to live in a soap dish?”
Again, I guess so!
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“Mom, do people get fleas?” Oh...that’s not good to hear.
“No, people don’t get fleas... Why?”
“If they have a bad itch, then what did they get?” said as he rolled frantically around on the floor.
“Dry skin.”
“Oh. Dry skin. I’m just going to watch t.v.”
Cartoons - the cure all in the life of a kindergartner.
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Today during breakfast, Jacob said, “I haven’t seen my friend, Puce in a while.”
I thought he was talking about some kind of cartoon character, so I played along. “How do you know Puce?”
“You know, my friend from CCD, Puce.”
Oh. He’s talking about a real person! Ha! “I think you mean, Pierce.”
“No, mom. His name is Puce.”
“Jacob, Puce is the name of a yucky green color. (I think it is, anyway!) Pierce is the name of a boy.”
“Whatever, Mom.”