My Little Prince

If you're friends with me on Facebook, you've already seen this photo:

Prince Andrew!  

I think it's just hysterical! 

I also think some of the things he says are pretty darn funny too:

• "Mom, we can't go outside today because it's really winding!" (pronounced wind - ing)  
• "Mom, could you clause the DBD for me?"  (As in, please stop the movie)
• "Mom, can you change my shirk?  I just bless you'd on my sleeve."
• "Mom, who built our house?"  "I don't really know."  "Did Dad build our house?"  "No.  It wasn't Dad."  "Oh.  Well, maybe it was God."  "Yeah, if it wasn't Dad, God is the next logical assumption."
• We went to Panera for dinner with friends last week.  Andrew had a Horizon yogurt tube.  Their logo is a cow.  Andrew sucked down some of his yogurt, smiled and said to me, "Mmm...this yogurt tastes like cow!"
• Walking up to bed the other night I thought I heard Andrew quietly swearing to himself.  He was saying, "Ath.  Ath.  Ath.  Ath."  I said, "What are you saying?"  He said, "Ath.  You know.  Like BUTT!"
• Andrew constantly says, "What did you say"  after pretty much every statement we make.  It's maddening, actually.  I checked his ears and they are fine. It's just something that he has substituted instead of asking "why" all the time.  A few weekends ago, Greg and I both were about nuts with answering the "what did you say" question.  We were driving somewhere and Greg said something to both Andrew and me.  Of course, Andrew said, "What did you say?"  Greg took a deep breath and said, "I said we are going to drive to the parking lot at Kmart, scratch our  butts and make dog noises."  "Aw," Andrew said.  "I don't want to do that!"
• And finally, just now he said, "Mom, I thought you said you were making dinner."  "I am making dinner."  "But you're not.  You're playing on the cooter."  I think that's my cue to go!